Maybe just simply remember some of us have dark senses of humour, or maybe into 30's film noir, dear premier inn.

It's a bit of a shame actually, that I can't just flight ahead
at my own think speed;- but if yer staying at a premier inn
overnight, it's like casino royale, you have to play the house.
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unless you'd prefer to be an astronuat in david bowie's blackstar,
who never escaped their room ever and died, as they couldn't
stand any of the other guests. Well who's first then;- the
laundry ladies, sounded dunno, was that far south east or slavic.
Well either way what's it like being a room cleaner nowadays.
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that's not for us to say, you're a guest;- mind your own business.
Okay, I concede that highly appropriate. Yes but you've forgotten
the receptionist who checked you in. Oh of course, erm;- where
you at then. I'll smile and ask if okay in passing;- but goodness
me, you do come down for a fag outside quite often. I do indeed,
and...
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well, i dunno;- but what about the fact we are obligated
by current government official line, whether real or imagined.

Nah, I concede that's a very fair question, let me think...

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well just who's line is it anyway eh'